Where No Man Has Gone Before

Fellow blogmeister Zach and I expressed our longing in these pages recently for a larger, less well-mapped world to explore (see comments to The Fading Light of Shangri La). Well, I'll be darned if astronomers haven't obligingly come up with the discovery of Gliese 581 C.

Gliese 581 C, for those of you who have spent the past week in a scientific vacuum, is being trumpeted as the most Earth-esque planet, the most humanly-desirable extraterrestial real estate, ever discovered in the Universe. It is one of three planets now known to revolve around the red dwarf star, Gliese 581. Note that none of these planets has ever been seen by the eye of man. Or woman. They've been inferred to exist only from minute wobbles noted in the movements of the star they circle.

And yet. And yet, our cunning astronomers can tell us a lot about this new (new to us, at least) planet.

What excites them most is that the planet's mass suggests that it must be either solid or liquid, or a combination of the two -- not gaseous like such giants as Jupiter and Saturn. They have calculated, moreover -- all from slight perturbations in the red dwarf star's motions, mind you -- that the mean surface temperature must fall between 32 degrees and 104 degrees F. (Which makes it more livable than, say, Chicago.) At those temperatures, any lake you might fall into would be filled with H2O, not some ghastly liquid like methane. A very nice feature, indeed, if you happen to be a carbon-based human, as so many of us are.

In the maddeningly imprecise language that newspapers use when discussing science, MSNBC announces that the newly discovered planet is "50 percent bigger than earth." Does that mean 50 percent larger diameter, or 50 percent more surface area? Probably the former, which means that the surface area would actually be 2 1/4 times that of the earth. (The math is left as an exercise for the reader.)

Which makes it a nice big world to live on and hike around. Lots of blank spaces on Gliesian maps still to be explored and to lose oneself in.

One slight drawback for some might be that gravity at the surface would be about 50 percent greater than on earth. If you are a trim, athletic 150 lb. here on Earth, in other words, you would find yourself waddling around as a somewhat portly 225 pounder on Gliese 581 C's more spacious surface.

Another peculiarity is that the red dwarf star is so cool (literally, I mean) that its planet's surface remains comfy even though its orbit is very close to its "sun." So close, in fact, that Gliese 581 C zips around its short orbit every 13 days. Not only might that get old awfully fast -- so would you! While your friends back on Earth aged a year, you would have experienced 28 Gliesian years!

Look at the bright side: if their winters are like Seattle winters, they would seem more tolerable if each lasted only 3 or 4 days.

So, I say, all in all, it sounds great. Good climate, water to swim in and drink, quickly changing seasons -- and lots more land to explore. All that's worth putting on a few more pounds.

So how soon do we get there? Hmm. Well, Gliese 581 C does seem to be about 20 light years away, as the crow flies.

"Warp speed, Mr. Sulu!"